Following are the basic facts and figures of this strangest of true stories:
Yellowstone National Park is the world's oldest and best-known national park. Yellowstone is renowned for its wildlife and geysers. The two symbols of Yellowstone National Park, known the world over, are Old Faithful Geyser and the Bison.
Bison, which once numbered 60 million in North America, were hunted to the very brink of extinction in the late 1800s.
Yellowstone Park became a place of refuge for the remaining few. The bison slowly
made a comeback from the edge of extinction, and today the world's largest free-ranging herd (some 3000) resides in
Yellowstone Park.
In the mid-1800s, there were no domestic cattle in the American West. Today, domestic cattle in America number in the tens of millions and supply our
insatiable appetite for the billions of hamburgers we Americans eat.
In the American West, where many of these cattle are raised, ranchers lease public lands (that is, land owned by the American
people), on which to graze their cattle, paying the government pennies per head
to lease this land.
There are 2000 head of privately-owned cattle grazing on public land in Montana adjacent to Yellowstone National Park. The owners of these cattle pay the
government $13,000 per year in grazing fees. Government agencies decided some years ago that Yellowstone's bison are a
threat to the 2000 head of cattle which graze on public lands adjacent to Yellowstone National Park. The bison were labeled a threat because some carry
the disease "brucellosis," a disease that can cause domestic cattle to abort their fetuses.
Oddly enough, however, there is not one shred of evidence -- despite extensive research continuing to this very day -- that wild bison can
transmit the disease to domestic cattle.
The simple solution to this "problem" would have been to declare the public lands adjacent to Yellowstone National Park off-limits to cattle grazing.
However, the government, in its infinite wisdom, decided the 2000 head of cattle, grazing for virtually free on land owned by you and me, were more
important than Yellowstone National Park, and indeed needed to be protected from Yellowstone's bison. Of course, the government did not bother to ask you
and me, the owners of the land, what our preferences would be.
Having decreed that the 2000 head of cattle are more important than Yellowstone National
Park's Bison, government agencies set out to put our money out to control this
ssituation.. In recent years, the government has spent millions of dollars of your
and my money in protecting the 2000 head of cattle from the subversive Yellowstone
bison. Much of that money has been used to kill well over 1000 of Yellowstone's bison in recent years. And
recently, government agencies announced that they will be spending $50,000,000 of your money and mine over the next fifteen
years to harass and kill the Yellowstone bison.
In contrast, Yellowstone National Park's entire budget for all of last year was $24,508,000, far less than was needed to protect Yellowstone's bison and tens
of thousands of other large mammals (including the endangered grizzly bear and wolf; not to mention small animals, fish, vegetation,
geology), maintain hundreds of miles of roads and trails and hundreds of facilities, and provide
enough staffing for the 2.2 million acres of Yellowstone Park.
Only in America does the government spend $50,000,000 of your money and mine to ensure that a few thousand
hamburgers are given higher priority than Yellowstone National Park, the world's
first and foremost national park.
Yes, the truth is sometimes stranger than fiction..